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johnlocked158: cumber-bitches: martin-jam-andcuteknittedjumpers: cumber-bitches: martin-jam-andcuteknittedjumpers: cumber-bitches: how the fuck can the same fish get lost twice didn’t the little shit learn his lesson the first time? ‘finding nemo’ ‘finding dory’ nemo is marlins son who was stolen by divers dory is the friend marlin picked up when looking for nemo who suffers from memory loss In all respect you just did it for me. did you just sass me (via asunsetdream)

johnlocked158:

cumber-bitches:

martin-jam-andcuteknittedjumpers:

cumber-bitches:

martin-jam-andcuteknittedjumpers:

cumber-bitches:

how the fuck can the same fish get lost twice didn’t the little shit learn his lesson the first time?

‘finding nemo’

‘finding dory’

nemo is marlins son who was stolen by divers

dory is the friend marlin picked up when looking for nemo who suffers from memory loss

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In all respect you just did it for me.

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thewonderlessyears: i’m the friend who can switch from penis jokes to a completely serious topic in 1.34 seconds (Source: brandfckingnew, via asunsetdream)

thewonderlessyears:

i’m the friend who can switch from penis jokes to a completely serious topic in 1.34 seconds

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